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Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 475 Points

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
YouWin Unlocked 5/12/09
25 Points
You Win.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 5/11/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/485 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Goodbye World Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Hercules Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Play Again? Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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Wrong Way Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
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It's A Boy Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
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XYZZY Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
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Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/13 (120/155 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
Fail Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
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King Slime Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Mecha Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Owned Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
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Punching Bag Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
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Regice Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/18 (80/460 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Pico's School

Overkill Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
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Tap That Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
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Save the Day Unlocked 4/28/09
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Brutal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)

Pilgrimage

Abstraction Unlocked 6/5/09
10 Points
Beat the game.
Imagination Unlocked 6/5/09
10 Points
Read all the signs.
Appreciation 25 Points Get all the coins.
Predestination 25 Points Kill all the enemies.
Juxtaposition 50 Points Don't take damage.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points
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Exasperated Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/15/09
10 Points
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Fishmonger Unlocked 3/15/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/15/09
10 Points
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Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/26/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
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Going East Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
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Heading West Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
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Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

super sweatshop mastar

1000 km Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km Unlocked 4/7/09
50 Points
Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km 100 Points Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)